America's Crown Idiot Endorses A Fossil, an Immigrant Loving "Closet Democrat" !

America's CROWN Idiot Loses Immigration Amnesty Bill !

America's Crown Idiot (Dubya Bush) endorses Fossil ( John McCain)

Yes immigrant loving John McCain has been endorsed by Our Favorite Idiot ! Please note in this picture the "Cherry Picker used to plant the Fossil (John McCain) into the White House was not shown because of political expediency !

Newt Gingrich would not have needed any help, plus he has just a few IQ points more than the Fossil !  If any male is a candidate for FDA trials for Boniva our Republican Nominee for President is one of them !

Folks, he AIN'T REAGAN ! He's A Rino or what I prefer "A Democrat Dressed In Republican Clothing"  ie "Wolf in Sheep's clothings" !

I'm now really excited about changing the total decline in our family values !

Government needs to be less NOT more.

Yes, "My Favorite Idiot" lost his legacy issue.  He would have / should have/ put this much effort into reforming Social Security. But in his total stupidity he chose to convince Americans that 12 to 20 million "lawbreakers" should be given more rights.

I would like to know how many "idiot bats" were worn out on this unit ? I would also be curious as to how much the idiot bats weighed and how many idiot toothpicks were made from the remains.  My guess is that there was no remnants that would even come close to being a toothpick.  It is possible that idiot "sawdust" was made and would possibly 3 square inches in "idiot particle board"

The First "TOOL" is a real work.  Ladies and Gentleman I present to you George Walker Bush aka George W Bush the first tool ! And America's first bona fide "first idiot tool".

An Open Letter To George W. Bush Concerning Illegal Immigration

I only have this luxury of making this statement because I had the insight of registering this domain name before you or your advisors thought about it. I registered this website circa 1998, I think.

First off, left me say that I am obviously are now far more Republican and  far more Conservative than You ever thought about being.

I do believe that illegal is illegal. I also believe in the legal principle of "void against public policy", the principle that if you break "the law" the law ain't on your side, period !

These people all broke the law, now you want to say that's okay, your cool, we will give you every right that Americans have.  We will forget what a drain you have been on our governmental infrastructure, we will forget that you violate our tax reporting laws, we will forget that every time you get behind the wheel of a car that your breaking a law because you don't have a driver's license, we will forget how much you have cost us in taxpayer's dollars when in your drunken stupor when you drove a vehicle, which was illegal, and killed one of our children.  We will forget your illegal entry, illegal presence, and illegal raping, drug trafficking, robbery, assaults.  We will forget the overload on our educational system, the demands of your clannish legal brethren for bilingual education, we will overlook your making fun of us in public places when you are in a group talking in your native language.

GW I am beginning to think YOU really are STUPID.

With your endorsement of this immigration bill YOU will destroy the Republican Party.  These ill educated people will get a "lemming" thing going and will vote for the "Party of Entitlements and Unions"  This Country will have to be renamed the USSA (United Socialist States of America). You have singlehandedly destroyed the Republican Party and The Greatest Country ever. 

Sir amnesty is an insult.

Emails welcome:

cdave52@gbush.com

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News Flash : Bush bans Duncan Hines and Betty Crocker from Iran !
In an effort to stem nuclear proliferation in Iran, President Bush, has issued an executive order banning all exports of Duncan Hines and Betty Crocker cake mixes to Iran.

Administration spokespeople say that the President "is concerned" that Yellow Cake Uranium could  be concocted with these products.  Rather (As in Dan) than just banning "just Yellow Cake" Cake mixes the President chose to ban include all Duncan Hines and Betty Crocker Cakes Mixes !

Chief White Spokesman Scott McClellan said it was necessary   to insure that nuclear development did not develop in that area ! Dick Cheney was also interviewed and his response was "Give me one  more 78 year old rich Republican Lawyer to "Quail Shoot His Face Off "" .  As Drudge would say ....... Developing !
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I thought that I posted this on the blog but I can't seem to find it so Fark.com held a photoshop contest to put Allah  starring in sitcoms. It's blasphemous humor at it's best!